She even hired a gay butler. Jordan Belfort: And it wasn't just about the sex either. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Just hold on tight. Brad, show them how it's done. Donnie Azoff: The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes by Jordan Belfort - Goodreads You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Jordan Belfort: Gotta pump those numbers up. the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You gotta stay relaxed. I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Naomi Lapaglia: Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Some of these girls, you should see them. So you listen to me and you listen well. I don't care whose birthday it is. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Wake up, you piece of shit! Its because you have not learnt enough. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Chantalle: Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Jordan Belfort: Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. Pride. So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Mark Hanna: Go ahead and fuck me. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Jordan Belfort: I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Oh, no. No? GET OFF THE PHONE! More importantly, you will learn. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Do it differently each time. Jordan Belfort: It's just stupid. I keep the rhythm below the belt. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Everyone wants to get rich. Jordan Belfort: They all want something for nothing. [checks on Donnie] Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. What's he doing? The whole Donnie Azoff: And whore you gonna be sitting next to? $430,000 in one month, Jordy. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. All rights reserved. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Then look no further. Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. Jordan Belfort: You cleaning your fishbowl? Nicky Koskoff: Jordan Belfort: Baby, it gets worse. [narrating to the camera] It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Jordan Belfort: Read critic reviews. Except for that one time. My name is Jordan Belfort. Hold on baby. [to Jordan after the incident] Huh? What do you mean you want a divorce? Jordan Belfort: The porterhouse from Argentina. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, there's no alcohol. If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. Jordan Belfort: You're gonna miss it! Oh, my God! Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on.

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