Quote by George Carlin: "Forget the politicians. The politicians are 203 0 obj It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. He was regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Everybody complains about politicians. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS . 0000053233 00000 n Been here four and a half billion years. 0000005590 00000 n Maher was raised a Catholic (but has a Jewish mother). Reading the text, it sounds like a reasonably serious essaywell, sort of. We'll start with the first three, and I'll use the Roman Catholic version because those are the ones I was fed as a little boy. Global Search Search In. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Required fields are marked *. George Carlin - National Press Club [complete] - YouTube Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time - LiveAbout "A transcript of George Carlin talking about Social Media" No contest. 4 Mar. Do you think its possible that one of these POLITICIANS whose judgment is so poor that he honestly thinks of himself as serving the Nation might occasionally be expected to indulge in little patriotism huh What do you think? He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives dont care about you until you reach military age. However, most of his bile was reserved for conservatives and Republicans. BRAND: That's comedian George. Enjoyed this speech? Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! I have my ideas. You voted them in. People post pictures of themselves and their lives, trying to create a narrative that they're happy, successful, and popular. (LAUGHS), so instead they ADDRESS the PROBLEM (LAUGHS). 0000082419 00000 n They are irrelevant. Their own habitat. )'B^E_2yKg&. Most are only interested in self pleasures and bad habits. You enjoy yourselves; itll be a lot of fun. Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. Apparently no one has ever claimed that only a small portion of something (LAUGHS) was blown out of proportion. Your email address will not be published. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. for Caitlin & Johnny - 2015, Korey Soderman (via Kyle): 'All our lives I have used my voice to help Korey express his thoughts, so today, like always, I will be my brothers voice' for Kyle and Jess - 2014, Bruce Springsteen: 'They're keepers of some of the most beautiful sonic architecture in rock and roll', Induction U2 into Rock Hall of Fame - 2005, Olivia Colman: 'Done that bit.